my dad suggested over the phone that I should move to long beach for the company of likeminded women

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my dad suggested over the phone that I should move to long beach for the company of likeminded women (because long beach has a lot of lesbians) and it’s a nice sentiment, technically. didn’t quite have the heart to get into it with him about the fact that I’m neither a woman nor a lesbian. when I related this to a friend and ze related it to hir mom, the mother (who has met me a number of times, mostly picking me up from slash meetups in Orange*) was surprised to find out that I like men. my lesbian vibes really are too powerful.

hailmaryfullofgrace55675: miscellaneous people from the

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hailmaryfullofgrace55675:

miscellaneous people from the time I was in, if we’re being realistic, about first grade: oh she’s lesbian huh

me: looking at pictures of men on Internet websites and grinding my teeth

they were right about me and women though. well. they were half right.

miscellaneous people from the time I was in, if

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miscellaneous people from the time I was in, if we’re being realistic, about first grade: oh she’s lesbian huh

me: looking at pictures of men on Internet websites and grinding my teeth

people at my school keep talking about their BDSM shit

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people at my school keep talking about their BDSM shit right before tests and I’m like… kink is absolutely in principle a valid expression of human sexuality but I’m trying to prepare for a patternmaking midterm not hear about your adventures with the pounce wheel, guy-wearing-a-padlock-necklace. I am trying to skim some scanned chapters of the anthro text I didn’t read, not become uncomfortably aware of how you domme, Polyamorous Femme.