Bizarre Trick With Egg You'll Be Doing Over And Over Again

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kemocon:

kemocon:

Unfunny non-black gays: HAHAHAHA WIG! TEA SIS! IT BE LIKE THAT! DID I MENTION WIG? MY WIG IS SNATCHED #SHOOK #IM QUAKING

Seriously though sorry to be “that” black person but I’m really tired of white gays (hell any non-black) using aave every 10 seconds! It’s not funny we been saying this shit but I guess it’s only quirky to act like a sassy black person, not be one. Because that’s how most of y'all see us

(non-blacks are encouraged to reblog dont say anything though)

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at some point in the past couple of years I became… fashionable

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had a nightmare that I missed my final because I was looking at the first snow of winter

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lollians:

smallest-feeblest-boggart:

thatsbelievable:

Birds control time! They do this out of spite.

Makes sense

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@patrexes

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hailmaryfullofgrace55675:

hailmaryfullofgrace55675:

tonight’s t shot flavor is fully naked listening to rick astley. just giving you a glimpse into my life here.

also praying before and after as usual

Rick “painless injection process” astley. Rick astley: steadies a transmasc. never gonna give yourself a bad stick, never gonna let your fear of needles stop you from adhering to a medication regime. uhhhhhhhhh put your own rick astley testosterone joke here if you want more so badly

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tonight’s t shot flavor is fully naked listening to rick astley. just giving you a glimpse into my life here.

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by far the weirdest T effect I’ve had so far is that I seem to have significantly less body odor than before? combined with what seems to be if anything a slight decrease in facial acne I’m like… ??? if testosterone is somehow tanking my other androgen levels I’m going to have a Laugh

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deeply do not understand anyone recommending a move to ao3 because it is… not a social networking site. it’s a fanwork archive. you can post meta there and you can have interactions in comments but like… it’s really not a social network. most tumblr users are already archiving their fanfic there anyway. what are you going to do, post a drabble a day with a 2000 word authors note listing all your discourse complaints and linking to imgur galleries of crystal frog sculptures?

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hailmaryfullofgrace55675:

me realizing hours after the fact that sitting in what amount to several variations on fetal position during the entirety of a musical performance is probably considered kind of “unusual”: hm

I wasn’t like, stressed out or anxious (not… substantially moreso than I am most of the time, when I am not sitting like this), it was a fairly mellow performance that I was generally enjoying. this just seemed like… a way to sit. now that I am thinking about it I have basically never seen anyone act like this.