being hopelessly dysphoric is wild. like I just

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being hopelessly dysphoric is wild. like I just don’t think about it most of the time and when I do I try to try to* accept that the stuff I’m dysphoric about genuinely doesn’t matter or indicate anything about me but like. it’s just rough having desires that there are absolutely zero possible interventions to fulfill.

*not a typo

the fuzz on where I shaved my head is quite soft right now. fyi

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the fuzz on where I shaved my head is quite soft right now. fyi

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burnt my fuckin titty making some pasta. flipped some hot water right up onto my left breast causing

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burnt my fuckin titty making some pasta. flipped some hot water right up onto my left breast causing an extremely mild first degree burn riiiiiiight on my fucking nipple, just trying to make myself a bowl of angel hair pasta for a nighttime snack. the absolute worst part of this is the sheer indignity that this is not the first time I have burnt my chest trying to cook a simple one ingredient dish. lord in heaven.

the sealed bag of frozen lima beans is a cold compress, the open bag is just a snack

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the sealed bag of frozen lima beans is a cold compress, the open bag is just a snack