curseworm:fourth dimensional girlfriend has curves i cant see or comprehend but i take it on faith..

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curseworm:

fourth dimensional girlfriend has curves i cant see or comprehend but i take it on faith that theyre hot as hell

hailmaryfullofgrace55675:my like one reservation about t is that it infamously makes you gay and if.

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hailmaryfullofgrace55675:

my like one reservation about t is that it infamously makes you gay and if I weren’t attracted to women anymore that would be tragic

on the 9th… it begins

ysabelmystic: I just heard my mom tell my brother,

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ysabelmystic:

I just heard my mom tell my brother, “when you die, you will go outside and garden until your father says you’re done” and it took me a second to realize that my brother was playing a videogame and this was not a theological discussion.

I’m gonna read Love is All You Need to Destroy

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I’m gonna read Love is All You Need to Destroy Your Enemies again

genderhawk: If you date me…. I’ll send

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genderhawk:

If you date me….

I’ll send you free and unsolicited incoherent pick up lines

it’s good (testimonial)

neither man nor woman

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neither man nor woman

7 most adhd moods

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adhdpie:

–the Only Mood everyone else knows about: i  wanna do THIS and THIS and THIS and THIS and THIS and–SQUIRREL

–galaxy brain: i was listening to the lecture but the prof said something that reminded me of something else and now i’m not sure how much time i was lost in thought

–the tutorial only comes in video format: i’m sorry, but you’ve thrown off the emperor’s groove *hurls product & its tutorial video into the sun*

–damn you hyperfocus: i went to bed intending to wake up and write but this morning i was possessed by a cleanliness spirit and spent the next 14 hours organizing the apartment

–i dont think u tried at all.jpg: did i seriously spend an entire free day refreshing twitter b/c i didn’t want to spend 10 minutes finishing my hw but wouldn’t let myself do anything else until i finished it???? (yes)

–patrick star: *unlocks phone* time to check the weather. *opens twitter* the weather. *opens messenger* the weather. *opens mobage game* the weather. *opens facebook* the weather. *opens twitter again* THE WEA–

–smells like depression: literally everything is too boring. i’m going back to sleep

hailmaryfullofgrace55675:I’m gonna read Love is

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hailmaryfullofgrace55675:

I’m gonna read Love is All You Need to Destroy Your Enemies again

it’s a welcome to night vale/dresden files crossover, I would recommend it