I think the reason that I internalized a lot of stuff about Problems With Me is because (without...

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I think the reason that I internalized a lot of stuff about Problems With Me is because (without this being a judgement of what was actually said) instead of hearing “you made a mistake” e.g. when I knocked a glass over at the dinner table as an eight year old I heard “you have a deficiency” e.g. ‘you need to work on being more aware of where you are in space’

and then I never heard “you’ve gotten better at this” so I just carried “I have a deficiency” with me forever.

s/o to my mom for complaining that my room smells bad and setting up maggot environments in our kitc

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my room is a mess but at least that doesn’t obligate other people to wipe up dozens of dead larvae!

s/o to my mom for complaining that my room smells bad and setting up maggot environments in our kitc

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hailmaryfullofgrace55675:

my room is a mess but at least that doesn’t obligate other people to wipe up dozens of dead larvae!

when I went to dispose of this nightmare I opened the fluid-sealed Tupperware chamber and a wave of Something hit me so hard I was gagging from three feet away. the fucked up thing is that I couldn’t actually smell anything - my brain wasn’t interpreting the signals I was getting as a sensory experience. I’m not squeamish, as evidenced by the wiping up maggots, so it wasn’t the concept of what I was holding. this Unsmell had me throwing up in my mouth on reflex.

phoneus: pixelop: pixelop: phoneus: buddy, I’ve

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phoneus:

pixelop:

pixelop:

phoneus:

buddy, I’ve been on the Internet since I was seven, you either learn to appreciate sonic the hedgehog giantess drawings as morally harmless pieces of surreal outsider art or you shut up stop exaggerating your shock and disgust and stop acting like you’re the first person to ever stumble across it

Out of all the weird stuff I’ve seen on the internet, I can honestly say I’ve never seen a sonic the hedgehog giantess drawing, but I’m sure my time will come.

Thank you to the anonymous benefactor(s) who submitted a total of 9 sonic the hedgehog giantess drawings. Seeing sonic, tails, and knuckles suckle on amy’s diesel truck sized feet was a truly educational and enlightening experience. Thank you for introducing me to new things.

1. I’m glad my post expanded your artistic horizons2. You played yourself

fun sleeping habits like having to do something before

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fun sleeping habits like having to do something before you go to sleep so you won’t get yelled at so you stay up until 5:30 am bc that’s how long it takes you to gut up to do it